Moe, Moe Bear! (Bon/Ryuji x Teddy[?!] Reader)

He could not believe that Shima had brought him to such a place. A place a man should only go if he was buying for his lover, he's a pervert, or he just really like the lotion. They made them smell pretty.

"Yo, Bon! Try this one for (y/n)!" Shima would shout every so often. He would lift a garment into the air and Bon would cuss him out, fleeing away quickly. The female customers would laugh and some would scowl. The co-workers would roll their eyes. Bon was sure Shima had done this before, judging on their reactions.

He knew he could leave the store whenever he wanted. It's just that the pink haired dumbass had his wallet. No way he'd leave that with him.

Did he even clarify what store he was in? No?

Victoria's Secret. That's where.

He was here because his pink haired idiot was saying his girlfriend didn't have any 'hot' clothes. That wasn't really true. Anything his girlfriend wore was beautiful on her. Even sweatpants and a holey shirt was fine for him!

The only problem with her, sadly, was her tears. Which is weird, yes. Any guy could agree. Hell, they made him feel so concerned and guilty. Sometimes, she would not blink for a minute to make them watery and stare at him from across the room. That made him bolt from his chair. His girlfriend was such a troll...

Ignoring that though, he wouldn't mind the clothes they had here.

He blushed and covered his face. 'Dammit.' While Shima was busy fawning over a customer, Bon had taken the chance to swipe his wallet back from the guy. Shima turned around quickly and grabbed his friend's shoulder.

"Oh no you don't. We are getting something for her even if I have to pick it for you." He tsked, dragging Bon to a store clerk. If this was at the dorms, the mohawk-haired boy would've punched this dude immediately. But this is the public. And abuse isn't good.

"Pretty miss?" Shima asked flirtily. The young clerk turned and giggled. 

"Yes? How may I help you... Gentlemen." She chuckled. Shima grinned. The two-toned boy sighed.

"My friend here has a wonderful girlfriend and wants to make their personal life exciting-"

"Please don't listen to him. My girlfriend is beautiful and very exciting. This pervert here just wants to see my girlfriend in a revealing outfit." Bon interrupted, punching his friend's shoulder in warning. He flinched. Bon quickly realized how wrong his friend worded his girlfriend.

"Ah. It truly doesn't matter how well your girlfriend dresses or how wonderful she is! It's still great to buy her a gift. What did your friend recommend?" She asked nicely, trying not to double over in laughter at the two boys' predicament.

Shima suddenly whipped out two choices: A maid outfit and a neko-

"They sell those things here? No wonder why every guy's girlfriend suddenly has one..." Bon grumbled, snatching the clothes and embarrassingly hung them back up. He remembered about the Okumura twins' girlfriends. No way in hell he'll get that for his girlfriend. No way.

The lady laughed again. "I see you don't want that. What's your girlfriend like? What kind of clothes does she wear when she's lazy?" 

"Sweatpants." He said quickly, surprising himself on how fast he answered. Shima looked impressed too and he smirked.

"So she isn't that daring, eh? How about..." The clerk wandered slightly, the boys following. She disappeared for a moment and returned, her head peeking out of a corner.

"I would advise only the boyfriend to see this. He'll probably get jealous." She winked, pointing at Shima. He whined. "No fair!"

Bon scoffed and blushed, passing awkward neccessities to women. The clerk smiled and made sure the idiot was not watching and pulled out something. He choked. It was so fluffy!

"Not too revealing! Just perfect, I hope!" She pipped, bouncing on her heels excitedly. He sputtered.

"W-well, it's not as revealing, yes. Why do you have this? I thought this was a," he leaned closer, "lingerie shop." He muttered the last part. "This is more like a kid's costume."

"Just more mature! But c'mon, it's cute, right?" 

He only grumbled.

And he grumbled again later when he left with a pink 'Victoria's Secret' bag and a idiotic friend. 

"Whatcha buy?" He teased, trying to peer into the bag. He pulled the bag away, not making eye contact with the female population. It better be worth it. His pride was declining and so was his money. Surprisingly, the clerk was nice enough to staple the bag closed.

"Nothing. You better go to Okumura's or something or I'll beat your ass in." He threatened. His friend grinned and nodded. "The clerk was so cute though...~"

~_~In the dorms...~_~

He sighed. Luckily, they did end up bumping into Rin. Shima had left, but not without any pestering questions about 'what's in the bag?'  from Okumura.

He opened his room and luckily, Konekomaru wasn't there. He threw the bag somewhere and collapsed onto his bed, groaning. It felt so heavenly. He hadn't slept because of all of the studying and this was so tempting. He looked at his phone and the numbers, '4:34 PM' shone. He grumbled about sleeping for a few minutes and passed out.

Minutes later, a knock was made on the door. Bon was still sleeping when a head peered into the room. Keys dangled from her hands.

"Bon-Bon?" You giggled, opening the door and closing it quietly. He hates that name. You walked to his bed and kneeled, poking his cheek. He mumbled and turned away and you smiled. You had came to his dorm because your TV had broken and your roommate was studying. You looked around.

"He went shopping to a lady store?" You mused. "Or is it another girl?" 

The thought hit you like a bowling ball. Your eyes had widened and you pounced onto the bag, trying to tear it open. The staple was too strong. Your eyes welled with tears. You hiccuped loudly and he yawned, waking up. He rubbed his eyes and made eye contact and froze.

The tears. No, they were undoubtedly back. Oh crap.  He threw the covers off and knelt beside you, grabbing your face and asking what was wrong.

"(y/n)? What happened?" He asked, wiping the tears from your cheeks. You glared.

"What's in the bag?" 

He blinked. Oh. That's what-

"Was it from another girl?" You sneezed, your eyes red. He chuckled at the sight, amused with your accusation. You tried to glare again, but he thought it was cute. See what you did to him? You see?

"No, I was forced to buy it for you." His face darkened to a dark red. Your tears were forgotten quickly and you pounced once more onto the pink bag. You ravaged the bag open and pulled out the contents, staring at them in, what he believed was, horror. He regretted his decision.

"Sorry!" He quickly grabbed the clothes from your hands-

"I didn't think you'd think I was into to cosplay." You chuckled.

"It's not cosplay. It's a teddy bear costume." He blushed, slamming his hot face into his hands. You chuckled.

"This is a Victoria's Secret product? It's not even sexy." You bluntly stated. "All you got was a teddy ear headband and a brown ball for the tail. Am I supposed to be naked?" 

"W-what, no! I just couldn't afford the entire thing..." He mumbled. "You don't have to wear it." The entire things was like, 10,000 yen. (100 USD) He didn't have that kind of cash. 

You punched his shoulder, doing what he normally does to Shima. "I'll wear it! I'll wear it with my school uniform on Monday." 

"With clothes?"

"Of course. Jeez... What do you think I am? A wild bear?" 

"Wait.."

On the morning of Monday, you walked into the classroom with ears and tail. Bon grinned but didn't say anything. Shima eyed the way the tail had to make the skirt higher. Bon quickly slammed his book on his head. Rin had stared but continued to sleep second a later. Everyone else had a blank stare, including Mr. Okumura. You sat by Konekomaru.

"Just came to check on the Okumura twins-"

The director popped into the back of classroom and stared at the girl with ears. She didn't turn around.

"Someone is out of uniform~! Please turn around." He sighed, rubbing his temple. You spun around with a grin. Mephisto's otaku heart stopped beating.

"Too much moe for the morning..." He barely gasped out. He clutched his chest tightly. "And you're wearing a tail?! I must go!" 

He left quickly, leaving the classroom. It was totally silent.

"Aww, he didn't even see the bra that it came with! Haha, wait, it didn't come with one. This is just a comfortable one that my boyfriend bought me!" You announced.

A certain boy's face became one with the tomato. He actually did buy you a...certain pierce of clothing, but not to match the costume. It was just there so he took it... Discounted things always caught his attention...

"How do you know my size anyway?"